Song: Veruca Salt

Original
Ahh, ahh

Ahh, ahh

Ahh, ahh-ahh-ahh

Veruca Salt, the little brute

Has just gone down the garbage chute

And she will meet as she descends

A rather different set of friends

A rather different set of friends

A rather different set of friends

A fish head, for example, cut

This morning from a halibut

An oyster from an oyster stew

A steak that no one else would chew

And lots of other things as well

Each with its rather horrid smell

Horrid smell

These are Veruca's new-found friends

That she will meet as she descends

These are Veruca's new-found friends

Who went and spoiled her, who indeed?

Who pandered to her every need?

Who turned her into such a brat?

Who are the culprits, who did that?

The guilty ones, now this is sad

Dear old mum, and loving dad

Instrumental
(instrumental version)